Science fiction author Michael Casher dusts the cobwebs off previously unused sections of his brain.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Thinck Tank


If you're in a hurry or if you're a little wary or if you just need a hint, watch this video and you'll get a smattering of what the Thinck Tank blog is about.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

3-Word Movie Descriptions


There are all kinds of reasons why people go to the movies or watch movies on TV. I have no idea what their reasons are. But I know what my reasons are and I think I might share these reasons with a few other people.

Now, these aren't movie reviews, they're movie descriptions, like the brief one-line descriptions we were getting from the old TV Guide just before they went tabloid on us and lost me as a reader. My descriptions, however, are designed for the Web, where there's no point in mincing words and every reason to cut to the bottom line. And still retain a modicum of moral decency. So, I guess what I'm saying is that these 3-word movie descriptions are rated somewhere between "G" and "R". The rest is up to you.

And, yep, I think what I expected from these movies and what I got was pretty much the same thing — most of the time — but sometimes my reasons for watching a movie and what the movie was really about were as different as night and day.

Some of these movies I fully intended to watch and some of them I simply ran across on TV as I was recording another movie or programming VCRs after a power outage. Which means that some of these movies are my all-time favorites and some of them make me want to betray these Hollywood turds to alien bugs for being such incorrigible perverts. I haven't watched live TV since 1995 so I often get a shock when I turn it on. Yep, for this post, one word wasn't really enough and four were too many. All right, then. Here you go.

3:10 to Yuma (1957) — Farmer delivers outlaw.
3:10 to Yuma (2007) Outlaw delivers pegleg.
Above the Law — Comeback Spook Cop.
Exit Wounds — Motown Macho Mojo.
Fire Down Below — Coal Country Caper.
Glimmerman Comeback Spook Cop.
Hard To Kill — The Comeback Cop.
Out for Justice Brooklyn pig hunt.
Under Seige Nut wants nukes.
Under Siege 2 Nut wants bucks.
Absolute Power Thief devils president.
As Good as It Gets Writer woos waitress.
American Pie  Pastry porking pervert.
Ben-Hur Slave kisses butt.
Blade Runner Assassin taps android.
The Blue Max Flyboy taps countess.
Blow Depp deals dope.
Bonnie and Clyde Loser bank robbers.
The Bourne Identity Spy meets girl.
The Bourne Supremacy Spy loses girl.
The Bourne Ultimatum Spy goes bye.
Bullitt Cop burns rubber.
Casablanca Gin joint hijinks.
Chinatown P.I. taps client.
The Two Jakes P.I. probes tapping.
Copland Sheriff pares Apple.
Death Wish Goof goes vigilante.
Death Wish II Goof husband's revenge.
Death Wish III Goof guns goons.
Death Wish IV Goof hunts pushers.
Death Wish V Bronson & Bronson.
The Deer Hunter Steelworkers do Nam.
Die Hard Cop foils heist.
Die Hard 2 Cop foils hijack.
Die Hard: With a Vengeance Cop foils heist.
Live Free or Die Hard Cop foils hackers.
Dirty Harry Cop versus kook.
Magnum Force Cop versus kooks.
The Enforcer Cops versus kooks.
Enemy of the State Feds abuse citizens.
The Exorcist Devil does D.C.
The Departed Boston pig hunt.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Con tap flap.
Donnie Brasco Depp betrays dope.
Double Jeopardy Jailbird wife's revenge.
Dr. No Key Lime Spy.
From Russia With Love Spy taps spy.
Goldfinger Gold Metal Spy.
You Only Live Twice Double O Senpai.
The Fugitive Feds abuse power.
U.S. Marshals Feds abuse everything.
Forbidden Planet Astronauts woo broad.
The French Connection Pushers punk cops.
French Connection II Cop hunts frogs.
FX Patsy gets played.
FX2 Patsy played again.
Get Shorty Collector does Hollywood.
Grumpy Old Men Codgers woo hag.
Grumpier Old Men Codger woos hag.
Heat Pacino Pork Roast.
High Plains Drifter Ghost devils town.
Hoffa Jack does Jimmy.
Key Largo Boys night in.
Kiss of Death Thief drops dime.
L.A. Confidential Detectives caught porking.
Last Man Standing Drifter punks bootleggers.
Mars Attacks Martians punk Earthlings.
Miller's Crossing Gangster taps moll.
Mulholland Falls Detective caught porking.
Murder at 1600 Taps & Caps.
Niagara Marilyn Monroe Magic.
Ocean's Eleven (1960) Rat Pack Romp.
Ocean's Eleven (2001)  Rat Brat Romp.
The Parent Trap (1960)  Twins punk parents.
The Parent Trap (1998)  Hayley gets recycled.
Patriot Games The Comeback Spy.
Patton  General throws fits.
Pirates of the Caribbean (pick one) Swish Buckler Depp.
Quick Change Clown punks police.
Red Rock West Drifter's money problems.
Robin Hood (1938) Limeys in Leotards.
The Rocketeer Pilot devils Nazis.
Ronin Killers kife case.
Saving Private Ryan G.I. goes missing.
Set It Off Janitors punk police.
Shadow Conspiracy Soft Money Spy.
Smokey and the Bandit Leadfoots versus loudmouth.
Smokey and the Bandit Part II Leadfoots versus loudmouth.
Smokey and the Bandit Part III Leadfoot versus loudmouth.
Spartacus Slave kicks butt.
Star Trek: The Motion Picture  Lost in Space.
Star Wars Babe in Boyland.
Taxi Driver Cabbie cleans Apple.
Terminator Cyborg does L.A.
Terminator 2 Cyborgs do L.A.
Terminator 3 Cyborgs do L.A.
Three Days of the Condor Spook meets shutterbug.
Traffic Duped by dope.
Uncle Buck Uncle kicks butt.
The Untouchables Fed's temp assignment.

post updated 12-28-12