My Favorite Quotes

"Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?" — George Gobel (The Tonight Show, 1969)

"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one." — Clint Eastwood as Inspector Harry Callahan (The Dead Pool, 1988)

"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do." — Golda Meier

"It ain't over till it's over." — Yogi Berra, 1973 Pennant Race

"Eep opp ork ah ah." — George Jetson, 1962

"You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog." — Harry Truman

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member." — Groucho Marx

"...the key to eternity is hidden inside the moment." — Jonco Bugos, American novelist 1951-20XX

"Behind every great fortune lies a great crime." — Honoré de Balzac, French novelist 1799-1850

"Nature... is what we were put on this earth to rise above." Katherine Hepburn as Rose Sayer (The African Queen, 1951)

"If you can't find happiness, make your own." Bobby Moon, Inspirational Blog Spot Host, 11-29-12

"Fmaah! Fmaah!" Jack Lemmon as Felix Ungar (The Odd Couple, 1968)

"An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it." JFK

"Our constitution tells us we are entitled to Life, Liberty and The Pursuit of Happiness. It does NOT say we are entitled to Happiness... just the pursuit of it." screminmimi December 31, 2012

*"Nobody does the right thing." Franka Potente as Marie Kreutz, (The Bourne Identity, 2002) 

*Author's Note 12-6-13: This is an evolving post that grows as I uncover more of my favorite quotes.